Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life. After...
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” She wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the...
A boy, his father and his mother are having dinner. But the boy doesn’t want to eat his broccoli. Eat your broccoli! – says the mother....
A senior doing useful things with her time Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. Like sitting...
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting undressed in a sauna: Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm...
Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90. His father was so happy with it. However, his mother, Karen, just couldn’t believe her...
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man. Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus...
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a...
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and...
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office: When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, “Knicker Stitcher, i sew da elastic...