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Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” ‘Well honey…’ said the slightly prudish parent, “An Angel brought...
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late. Because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to...
Johnny,” says the teacher, “What’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh,” says the teacher, “And...
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy...
The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking...
Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. “Did you get that for your...
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation where people didn’t...
A 50-year-old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church!! Everyone was curious and asked...
Two guys are walking down a street and see an old man in front of them. He walks in such a weird manner that is almost...