Norma and Sonia were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays: Norma said, “My daughter-in-law stopped making my grandchildren send their ‘thank you’ notes. Each year...
So a man walks up to the department store counter: “Two pairs of underwear please.” The man behind the counter looks at him in disbelief. “Only...
Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man...
A young woman is at a party where she meets an older gentleman. The two get to talking and eventually, the topic of age comes up....
An old man was out fishing one day and was doing quite well for himself. He’d been keeping all of his catch in a 5-gallon bucket...
Jimmy, an 83-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for...
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked him, “OK, Johnny if I give you two cats and then two cats more how many cats...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean 80?”...
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear that there...