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A man is walking past this house when a used protection comes flying out of the second-story window and lands squarely on his head: Rather disgusted...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...
An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the...
An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf...
A woman walks into a welfare office, trailed by 15 kids: “Wow.” The social worker exclaims. “Are they all yours?” “Yep, they are all mine.” The...
An old man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple...
An old farmer was sitting on his porch late one evening. He noticed his neighbor walking up to his driveway carrying two of his chickens. His...
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow’s final exam: “Now listen to me, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being...
An Old man was driving along in his beat-up old Dodge when suddenly it broke down. He was parked on the side of the road, trying...