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So there’s this man with a parrot and his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight...
An elderly Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new “city” outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet...
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put...
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that pensioners are so dumb that...
Dog’s Letters to God. Dear God: How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities? When we get to...
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving...
A rather old fashioned lady was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote...
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me...
Little Johnny’s class were talking about animals on farms. “What kind of sound does a cow make?” the teacher asked. Sarah raises her hand and after...
An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting in...