A man had just finished reading a new book called, ‘HOW YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR OWN HOME AGAIN “ He stormed into the...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics’ shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live...
An old blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands...
One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to...
Out in the country, there lived a farmer whose daughter was the most beautiful woman in the county. When she was of marrying age the farmer...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like...
An old woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman....
A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses...
On her first day at the retirement complex the new manager addressed all the seniors pointing out some of her rules. “The female sleeping quarters will...
Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad...