The telephone rang at dawn. “Hello, Señor Ralph? This is Alfredo, the caretaker at your country house.” “Hi, Alfredo. What can I do for you? Is...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry were sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest...
In ancient times in a far off land, three princes declared that they wanted to marry the king’s beautiful daughter. But as a test to prove...
To combat the recession, a budget airline has introduced a wave of new passenger charges: Attendant: “Welcome aboard Cheapo Airlines, sir. May I see your ticket?”...
A humble crab fell in love with a beautiful lobster princess, but her father, the king, forbade the relationship on the grounds that the crab was...
A man from Ireland was on a bus tour of the United States. As the bus traveled for miles and miles through desert landscape and oil...
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown, say, “That’s not it”, and...
Fifty-four years ago, Elmer Harrison, a Montana mountain man, was drafted by the US Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him...
Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies. “I want a baby more than anything else in the world,” said one. “But I...