One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one...
A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
A little girl and a little boy were at day-care one day. The girl approached the boy and said, “Hey Billy, want to play house?” He...
My 13-year-old grandson spent a beautiful Saturday playing video games. His older sister tried coaxing him outside by warning, “Someday, you’re going to be 30 years...
There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ”Herman, be careful!...
Two man are talking; “My son asked me: ‘Daddy, where do children come from?'” “It’s not a big deal… Today kids are interested in that matter...
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,...
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through...
As he desperately tried to free himself, another jogger came by. “Help!” The man called out to the other jogger. “Please help me get out of...
I was in Kenya for holiday and decided to visit a poor village. There I met a married couple who told me about their everyday life....