Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me,” said one, “What happened to your son?” “My son? the poor, poor lad!” sighed the other. “What...
Two women were discussing marriage, and one said, “We’ve been married twenty-five years, and every night my husband has complained about the food. Not one night...
A man came home from the mine where he works, very sad and stressed. The wife asks: Babe what’s wrong??? The man says: All the people...
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before. The first man signed to his friend, “My wife was...
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain. “Please doctor you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” “Don’t...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack and Jill slipped down the hill and asked Jill if she wanna. She said...
Three boys were discussing their fathers’ favorite foods. The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC....
Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. “I froze to death. How about you?”...
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on Cherry...
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession: Man: “Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years....