Gun Shop Owner: “Hi, How can I help you?” Client: “I’m lookin’ for a gun.” Owner:”What kind of gun are you lookin’ for?” Client: (pointing at...
Alexandre Dumas finds himself sitting outside a cafe. Since he is hungry, he plans to order a sandwich, but he is a man of great courtesy,...
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, had finally retired. At her next checkup, her new doctor told her...
A German Shepherd, a Doberman, and a cat died. In Heaven, all three faced God, who wanted to know what they believed in. The German Shepherd...
A man and a woman decided to travel to a deserted mountain road to make love. They park the car on a sloping shoulder off the...
There is the 50th birthday of a man and he wasn’t feeling too good that morning. He went to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant...
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk,...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow...
A Japanese ship was leaving the port and on its way to the open sea. The captain went to go oil some parts of the ship...