A man goes to the doctor about the size if his weapon. He says to the doctor “My tool is too small.” Doctor gives the man...
Two queers were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20...
A teacher was asking his pupils to tell the name of body organs. When he asked the name of bum when pointing the picture of it,...
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over. The cop asks, “Why didn’t you stop?”...
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He does seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy...
Two kids were talking together. First: “My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands.” Second: “That is...
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read...
Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to play together. One man says, “I’m a salesman. What about you?” “I’m a hit man for...
Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: “Last night I saw a terrible nightmare.” “What did you see?” “I saw my mother-in-law swimming...
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the...