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Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses,...
A woman is speaking to her friend, ‘My husband has got one foot in the grate.’ ‘Don’t you mean one foot in the “grave”?’ says the...
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening...
A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you’re going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down...
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled “Viens Chez Moi.” The blonde...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business taste it. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,...
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St.Peter. “Welcome!” he says. “Because we are currently operating at 99%capacity, we...
A guy goes to a house of call girl. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She’s about to take...
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are...