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One day an engineer dies. He was kind that built lots of things, like air conditioners. When he went to heaven he met God. God says...
A man who recently had a gander change operation was talking to his former. Buddies at work about the operation. “Was it painful?” someone asked. “Well,”she...
A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room. He says to the police officer, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.” “You...
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead...
An old lady goes into a bank. Count’s Bank, to be exact, and asks to open an account. She is told, politely but coolly, that they...
An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying; “You can’t take it with you.” He told his wife to...
The little hot housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room,...
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on...
A man was out hunting. He just happened to be hunting bears. As he trudged through the forest looking for the beasts, he came upon a...
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I...