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A man had a knock at his door earlier, it was a policeman. “Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported...
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train, and was looking for...
Little Johnny wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said,...
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands...
The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the Store to where the...
A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches and says, “Can I help you?” The man replies, “No thanks.” He continues to...
A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips. After...
Two 90-year-old men, Mike and Ted, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Ted is dying, Mike visits him every day: One...
A cleaning old woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left her last employment, she replied, “Yes sir, they paid good wages,...
Two elderly man at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them...