One day, an out-of-work mime was visiting a zoo. He starts up his act, but just as he starts drawing a crowd, a zookeeper grabs the...
A lawyer was on vacation in a small farming town. While walking through the streets on a quiet Sunday morning, he came upon a large crowd...
An elderly lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the elderly woman that...
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt with legs...
A grandmother was surprised when she woke up to a cup of coffee from her 8-year-old grandson. She gulped down the most bitter coffee she had...
Johnny was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went up to her and said, “Can...
Paddy got on a bus one day and sat in the aisle seat beside an elderly lady. A few minutes later, He couldn’t control himself and...
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said, “You...
The teacher asks her students to name medicines they know and state their uses. Little Susan stands and says, “PANADOL” Teacher: Used for? Susan: I think...
This little old lady is walking her dog around the local lake. It is a cold morning and the lake is still frozen: All of a...