A group of guys were smoking weed at a party when they heard a knock at the door. In a panic, they hid the joints in...
An old fisherman makes camp up in the north country near a blue-green lake, and in the morning he starts to make breakfast. As he’s cooking,...
The little Johnny is lying in bed, busting to go to the toilet. So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and...
A young man strips down undressed at a beach. As he’s lying on the sand undressed he notices two very elderly women walking his way. To...
An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I’m afraid your husband has...
Four older women are sitting around playing Bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down...
A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says, “What are you doing?” He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…”...
A man and his wife are driving down the road when they hit a baby skunk. “It’s still alive!” The wife exclaimed, looking back at the...
A balding, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler...