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A gynecologist waits on his last patient, who does not arrive. After an hour, he makes a gin and tonic to relax. After he settles into...
A lady was at work when she heard her new message alert tone blazing. Looking at the phone, she realized that it was from her husband....
An old man was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thought the old...
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package: “What food might this contain?” The mouse...
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and...
An 80-year-old blind man walks into a pub and sits at the bar. He orders a pint and tells the landlord, “I’ve been blind for 50...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop, Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind....