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There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to...
Little Johnny got kicked out of school today. The teacher asked him, “If I gave you twenty dollars. And you paid five dollars to Kate, five...
A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by £2000. He decides not...
An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days.” The Doc fixes him up with a...
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch: He couldn’t return to earth. The first applicant, an...
The tourist in London climbed into a cab and noticed by the license that his cab driver’s name was Winston Churchill. Trying to make conversation, he...
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help....
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a desert road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches...
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma’am, I’m not going to...
Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. “My grandfather lived to be 96.” “Ninety-six? What finally got him?” “Liquor and women.” “Well,...