The duty officer reported to his CO: Sir nothing significant has happened during my duty hours – only the dog died. The CO asked: How did...
Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their...
After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge’s bench. “Your...
I was headed for a blind date last night, but I was worried… what to do if she was really unattractive. My friend told me not...
Seamus is having a bit of trouble seeing things at a distance so he goes into an opticians for an eye test. The optician asks him...
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive....
An old English pub used to keep a bowl of snuff on the bar so that all the old boys could clear their noses. One day...
A elderly woman from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract....
Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth.”...
A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot. The owner of the shop says “We have 2 kinds of parrots, one repeats everything you...