A boss has to fire one of 2 workers, Jack and Jill. However, Both Jack and Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really,...
A drunk guy is sitting at a bar by himself one night and throws up all over the front of his shirt. “Oh great, my wife...
Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is French, the other Italian. Every morning when the French guy gets on, he passes his...
A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: “Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and...
A guy goes into a drug store to buy rubber pack. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold...
A man was in a long queue at his local supermarket. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get protection, so...
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to taste it out the venom of...
A nurse says to a new father, “Your baby is very pretty.” The father looks pleased, “Really? Come on, don’t you say this to everybody?” The...
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news Mike is dead??!!!” “Woah, what the hell happened to him?”...
A nun and a priest decide to take a day off, so they go golfing. The nun gets a hole-in-one, but the priest hits it into...