Two blondes were repairing a roof, with one working on one side and one on the other. After a while, one blonde noticed that her friend...
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and...
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it. Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going...
Two blondes were talking in heaven, they were discussing how they died. The first blonde said ‘I had a heart attack, my family has a long...
A blonde goes to work and sees that one of her co-workers has a thermos. She asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds,...
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how...
A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits...
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom...
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2...
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner. “Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of...