Mary and Liz were talking in the office one day. Mary: “Wow, that is some cold you have Liz.” Liz: “Tell me about it. I just...
There were two call girls, one was very beautiful and the other was ugly. The beautiful call girl used to make around $1,000-$3,000 a month but...
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you it will feel...
A blonde went to a hair dresser’s one day, listening to a Walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, “I...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, “What happened to your ear?” The blonde replied, “I was press...
Two liars were talking together: First: “My father built 1550 miles of 101 freeway in west of US lonely in one night.” Second: “That is nothing...
A woman asks an agriculturalist: “Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables.” The agriculturalist...
A guy goes out one day, hunting for bear. After a few hours in the forest, he finally sees a giant grizzly. He gets the bear...
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, “Some things you...
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the make love, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and...