A hot woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak...
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I...
A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it...
A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his weapon. An ugly woman is passing and remarks, “If you...
A man saw a lady with big melons. He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your melons for $1000?” She agrees, so they go to a...
A man asks his buddy: “Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?” And he says, “you know, she has told...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in lovemaking. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that...
Three women are in a bar, sitting on bars tools and boasting about their make love life. The first woman says ” I have had lovemaking...
Two men visit a call girl. The first man goes into the bedroom. He comes out ten minutes later and says, ‘Heck. My wife is better...
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you make love to...