Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don’t have to go to...
“Excuse me,” he says to her, “do we know each other?” “Sure,” she answers, “one of my children is yours!” The guy confused, thinks and suddenly...
An elderly man is in an hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles. ‘Are my ball black?’ Nurse raise his gown,...
A 90 year old women goes to the doctor. Dr, I can’t stop farting, sure they don’t smell and make no noise but still i can’t...
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. “In over 20 years I haven’t because I try to remain professional.”...
Two farmers are walking down a road when suddenly they’re passed by a headless biker. Weird, but – well. They continue down the road. After a...
Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route. When he gets to...
A man and a woman went to court disputing over custody of their child. The Judge asked the woman to rise and argue her case. “I...
The refrigeration truck driver goes into the bar and he asks the bartender “I’d like to have a shot of Gin.” The bartender decides to have...
A man is trapped on a desert island with a sheep and a dog. After a few months, the sheep starts looking really attractive to the...