A blonde found herself very lonely when her husband used to go away to work every day. So one day she decided to try a jigsaw...
Suddenly , the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was full with pieces of colored plastic. He...
Johnny decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So, they loaded up Johnny’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got...
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling...
The Sunday School teacher was explaining the Christmas story to some small children: So he asked his class. “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raised his hand...
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked: “How long before I can get a haircut?”. The barber looked around the shop full of...
A woman was driving through the countryside late at night when her car broke down. About a mile down the road, she came to an old...
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...