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Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking when the subject turned to get older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when...
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks, “Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?” “I’m taking...
A widower was turning 90 years old. His wife had died 20 years earlier from cancer and he had never remarried or had girlfriend since. So,...
Two old Italian man are sitting on a bench arguing about who is the most desirable woman in the world. The first says, “For me, it...
There is this girl, she is five. She goes spying on her big sister and she hears her cussing out her boyfriend she says, “you mother...
A boss says to his secretary we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements. The secretary makes call to her husband, “My boss and...
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman...
A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, So he decides to go consult with some of...
An elderly lady went to court for shoplifting. “What is it that you stole?” the judge asked her. “Well, Your Honor, I stole a can of...
An Irishman is in the bar, drinking a pint of Guinness. A lady next To him says, “What a coincidence, I am having Guinness too.” Irish...