Two guys were playing golf, one of them was about to swing the golf club when he noticed a funeral procession going by on the street....
A duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “do you have any grapes?” “Nope” responded the bartender, “try somewhere else.” The duck walks out...
Two thugs walked into a Mexican bank and demanded that the teller hand over all she had. No comprehend (I don’t understand) was her innocent response....
The CEO of a large company was walking to the cafeteria along with two of his secretaries. Upon tripping on a bottle, a genie appeared and...
While working in a post office, a lady barged in complaining that she got home to find a note from the mail man saying that he...
My boss called me into his office today. “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, Simon,” he said, “but over the last 5 years...
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” The other goes...
I was in Target with my wife when my wife said, “you know, I feel like Billy is too big to still be wearing Micky Mouse...
Two brunettes and a blonde are driving in the desert when, all of a sudden, their car breaks down. As none of them have any motoring...
Tom tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Jany. He said to her, “Let us not fight any...