A cheating husband decided to write this letter to his wife: “You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, as a 54-year-old, can...
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he...
A young man is sitting in a bar looking sad. Bartender: What’s the matter? Man: My marriage is over. Bartender: What happened? Man: “Well, last week...
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class...
Three old maids die and arrive in heaven at the same time. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in...
A man goes to the movie theater with his duck. The ticket agent looks at the man and then at the duck, which is on a...
A man was driving a car. A fat lady on a scooty overtook him! Man shouted: “Hey Buffalo.” Lady turned back and shouted: “You donkey, idiot,...
A serious drunk walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her...
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her purity...
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a...