Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” Asked Little Johnny. “Nope.” Replied Jimmy. “Well,...
An elderly man, looking about 100 years old, and on a Moped, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks...
There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another...
Two elderly men at a bar had been enjoying a few drinks for the past couple of hours and were pretty drunk when one of them...
Little Johnny was walking on the beach when he saw an old bottle in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it. Then a genie...
The elderly women Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, passed away. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more...
Paddy and Mick were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to line up at...
John hoisted his beer mug and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top...
A vacuum salesman appeared at the door of an old lady’s cottage and, Without allowing the woman to speak, rushed into the living room and threw...
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned...