A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He could not...
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night during one of their rendezvous she confided in him...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,...
A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
A guy walks into a bar, says to the bartender. “if I show you something amazing will you buy me a drink?” The bartender says, “sure,...
An elderly lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a puzzle and I can’t figure out how to get...
A teacher asks her students a simple math question. “There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?” Little Johnny raises...
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’ The woman...
Four older ladies sat around the clubhouse chatting. After noticing them, a regular golf pro approached them and asked, “How did your game go?” The first...
“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where...