A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. “I’m shocked!” she complained. “This is three times what you normally charge.” “Yes, I know,”...
Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them are to get a vasectomy the nurse comes into the room and tells both men, “Strip...
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain. “No...
A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn all over his body. He goes to the hospital and is...
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day and...
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her...
A tractor salesman was passing a farm, where the farmer was plowing the field with a bull. He goes over and offers to sell the farmer...
Two elderly ladies have been friends for many decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited...
A lady is having a bad day at the table in Monte Carlo. Down to her last Pound 100, completely exasperated, she cries, “What rotten luck!...
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey,...