A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. “I’ve got good news and bad...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured...
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain that anyone could possibly experience. The woman said: “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in...
My girlfriend, who is not very bright, sat next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer kept asking her to play a game of intelligence....
My girlfriend was slightly overweight. So, our Doctor put her on a diet. He said to her that she had to eat regularly for 2 days,...
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a tool. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!”...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. – Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives....
– Hello, 911. I have an emergency. My girlfriend is about to kill me. – Is she there with you right now? – No, she is...