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Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her undergarment to wipe...
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that...
A man goes to see a wizard and says, “Can you lift a curse that a priest put on me years ago?” “Maybe,” says the wizard,...
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors. Each husband cried for a week, but one husband continued for more than...
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. The man eventually realizes...
A nun gets on a bus that’s empty except for the driver. She says “I’m going to die soon but I want to have make love...
A professor travels to Africa to live with a primitive tribe: He spends years with them, teaching them all about the wonders of science, mathematics, and...
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a...
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe....