A man and a woman get married, The man tells the woman that he’s an avid deer hunter. The woman says “okay, that’s fine.” Then they...
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is make love after death. Their biggest fear...
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather...
Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re...
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,”...
A Husband calls up hotel management from the room. Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump...
An older married couple was laying in bed one night reading a book before bed. The husband lets out a huge fart and says “Touch down”!...
Husband: Sweetheart please come here. Wife: What is it? Husband: Just come to the bedroom. Wife: Why? Husband: Can you be obedient for once in your...
“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not!” answered his mother. “If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you...
An Old farmer Paddy had a wife who nagged him unmercifully, from morning ’til night, she was always complaining about something. The only time he got...