Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little...
A husband and wife were very happy over the nine pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight,...
A husband and wife get up on Sunday morning. After breakfast, the wife notices that her husband isn’t dressed for church. “Why aren’t you dressed for...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa, are you going to take that new tablet?” Grandpa looks at...
Honey,” asked the wife. “What would you do if I died?” Why dear, I would be extremely upset,” said the husband. “Why do you ask such...
A newlywed couple is about to sleep together. Before the lovemaking begins the wife says, “give me 30 dollars.” The husband says, “for WHAT?!”. She says,...
A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to...
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day. She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His...
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: ‘The tender one’ ‘The amazing one’ ‘Lady of my dreams, She got angry and called the...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to tell him all about making babies, So she had “the talk” with him. Afterwards, Little Johnny just sat there silently for...