An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch...
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party.? The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very...
A married woman comes home early and finds her husband having ferocious make love with a young attractive woman in their marital bed. She immediately says:...
A housewife is in bed with her lover. All of a sudden she hears her husband’s car pull up. He came home early from a business...
Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw...
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she suggested that he shave his beard. She said, ”OK Ken i like your beard, but I would...
A daughter takes her old father in a wheelchair to a retirement home for the first time. The nurse, expecting their arrival, greets them with, “Welcome...
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down to the store, and get a gallon of milk, and if...
Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says,...