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An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The...
A little boy caught his mom and dad having make love. After, he asked, “What were you and daddy doing?” The mom said, “We were baking...
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, “Maria, they just wanted to see your...
A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old...
A little girl is serving her father tea while her mother is out shopping. The mother comes home and the father says, “Watch this!” The little...
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I...
A girl asks her father, “Why does it rain? Is it God sweating or crying?” “No,” says her father, “it rains to make the plants grow....
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit.” The mortician...
A child goes to his father and asks, “Father, how do parents think of names for their children?” The father answers, “Well, son, the night before...
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth,...