Clean Jokes A Farm Wife Called The Local Phone Company share it share it pin it A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, When it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialled the subscriber’s house. The phone didn’t ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system’s ground wire with a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signalling current when the number was called. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. This demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by p!ssing and moaning. I just thought you’d like to know. Related Topics: Up Next The Lost Coat Don't Miss This Dog Walks Into A Post Office Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes2 months ago A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch Naughty Jokes2 months ago Brian proposed to Jill Relationship Jokes2 months ago A old man and his wife went to doctor Naughty Jokes2 months ago Joe grew up in a small town Funny Jokes2 months ago A patient was waiting nervously Relationship Jokes2 years ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes2 years ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old couple died Funny Jokes2 years ago A elderly woman had just returned Clean Jokes2 years ago A donkey was tied to a tree