Clean Jokes This Dog Walks Into A Post Office share it share it pin it This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says. “OK, what is it?” The dog says. “I need it to say, Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.” The Postmaster counts the words and says. “Well, for the same price, I can put 3 more “woofs” in for you.” The dog looks at him and says. “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.” Related Topics: Up Next A Farm Wife Called The Local Phone Company Don't Miss Little Johnny was visiting a friend Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes10 hours ago Kate was standing in the kitchen Clean Jokes10 hours ago The judge asks the husband Naughty Jokes10 hours ago A guy in a bar notices a woman Funny Jokes11 hours ago John and Roberta were touring Clean Jokes11 hours ago A man is stopped by the police Relationship Jokes11 months ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes1 year ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes11 months ago A old couple died Funny Jokes11 months ago A elderly woman had just returned Naughty Jokes1 year ago The Doctor Said To The Elderly Man