Clean Jokes This Dog Walks Into A Post Office share it share it pin it This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says. “OK, what is it?” The dog says. “I need it to say, Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.” The Postmaster counts the words and says. “Well, for the same price, I can put 3 more “woofs” in for you.” The dog looks at him and says. “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.” Related Topics: Up Next A Farm Wife Called The Local Phone Company Don't Miss Little Johnny was visiting a friend Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes2 days ago A woman and a baby were in the doctor Funny Jokes2 days ago A woman was found guilty in traffic court Relationship Jokes3 days ago A woman was sure that her husband Naughty Jokes3 days ago A guy gets on a plane Funny Jokes3 days ago Two women were playing golf Relationship Jokes1 year ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes2 years ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes1 year ago A old couple died Funny Jokes1 year ago A elderly woman had just returned Clean Jokes2 years ago A donkey was tied to a tree