Clean Jokes This Dog Walks Into A Post Office share it share it pin it This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says. “OK, what is it?” The dog says. “I need it to say, Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.” The Postmaster counts the words and says. “Well, for the same price, I can put 3 more “woofs” in for you.” The dog looks at him and says. “But then it wouldn’t make any sense.” Related Topics: Up Next A Farm Wife Called The Local Phone Company Don't Miss Little Johnny was visiting a friend Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Funny Jokes10 months ago A hillbilly father is sitting on his porch Naughty Jokes10 months ago Brian proposed to Jill Relationship Jokes10 months ago A old man and his wife went to doctor Naughty Jokes10 months ago Joe grew up in a small town Funny Jokes10 months ago A patient was waiting nervously Relationship Jokes2 years ago He Asks His Father Relationship Jokes2 years ago A elderly husband and wife noticed Naughty Jokes2 years ago A old couple died Funny Jokes2 years ago A elderly woman had just returned Clean Jokes2 years ago A donkey was tied to a tree