A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp.
When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said “To show my gratitude for releasing me, I’ll grant you one wish.”
The man thought for a second, reached into his pocket, pulled out a map of the world, pointed to the Middle-East, and replied “I want you to bring peace to this area.”
“Ooooh…I’m so sorry, that’s impossible” said the genie.
“There’s absolutely no way I could accomplish such a great feat, so you’ll have to choose another wish…”
The man then said “Well…then how about having my wife give me make love voluntarily…?”
The genie thought for a minute, then said “Can I see that map again..?”