This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession.
The priest listens and then asks, “Is there anything else?”
The old guy says, “During the war, when I was young, a beautiful German girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with make love favors.”
The priest replies, “Don’t worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure.”
The old guy says, “Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?”