Little Johnny was at school one day, his teacher made a conversation about work careers:
Little Johnny said. “My dad’s a magician and a very good one at that.”
His teacher was quite intrigued by this.
Teacher: “So tell me Johnny what sort of acts do your dad like to do?”
Little Johnny: “We’ll miss he likes to cut people in half, you know with like knives, saws and stuff!”
Teacher: “Oh right wow!”
Little Johnny: smiles like a Cheshire cat!
Teacher: “So Johnny tells me how many brothers and sisters do you currently have?”
Little Johnny: “I have 1 half brother and two half-sisters!”