Patty was sitting in her back yard

Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a h*le to bury her dead goldfish.

Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence.

Mrs. Johnson said,

“Patty, what are you doing?”

Patty said, “I’m digging a h*le to bury my dead goldfish.”

Mrs. Johnson said, “Patty, don’t you think that h*le is a little BIG for a goldfish?”

Patty said, “No… It’s inside your damn cat!”