Funny Jokes
A Guy From Florida Wanted To Buy A Television
A guy from Florida wanted to buy a television, so he went to a shop, located in Texas.
He asked the shopkeeper, “Hey! How much for that television?”
The shopkeeper replied, “Sorry, we don’t sell items to people from Florida.”
Dejected, he goes to a stylist and gets dressed and styled like a local guy from Texas.
He again goes to the shop, and asks the same question.
The shopkeeper replied, “Sorry, we don’t sell items to people from Florida.”
This time he went to his stylist and got dressed and styled like a Britisher, determined to get the Television from that shop.
He goes there and asks the same thing.
The shopkeeper replied, “Sorry, we don’t sell items to people from Florida.”
Angry but quite impressed by the shopkeeper’s detection skills, he asked, “How do you know it’s me every single time?”
The shopkeeper said, “Coz’ that’s not a television, it’s a microwave.”
