A Old Man Was Traveling On His Donkey

An old man was traveling on his donkey’s back on a highway Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him, so they approach the man and say

-Hey, why didn’t you fasten your seat belt?

-Well I ain’t gonna do that!

-Then we have to fine you.

-Yeah just make it quick I’m in a hurry

-So do you want us to fine you or the donkey?

-What’s the difference?

-If we fine you it’s $500, if we fine the donkey it’s $300

-Fine me, then

The officers chortle and ask:

-Yeah, why is that?

-Let the donkey’s record stay clear.

I’ll make him into an officer.