A Old Man Was Traveling On His Donkey
An old man was traveling on his donkey’s back on a highway Two cops having seen that decide to mess with him, so they approach the man and say
-Hey, why didn’t you fasten your seat belt?
-Well I ain’t gonna do that!
-Then we have to fine you.
-Yeah just make it quick I’m in a hurry
-So do you want us to fine you or the donkey?
-What’s the difference?
-If we fine you it’s $500, if we fine the donkey it’s $300
-Fine me, then
The officers chortle and ask:
-Yeah, why is that?
-Let the donkey’s record stay clear.
I’ll make him into an officer.
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