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A man and a cat

Walking along the street a family couple noticed a man and a cat with a sign: “TALKING CAT ON SALE – ONLY $20.”

They came closer and the cat looked at them and said, “Please, buy me.

I am a very nice cat. I know how to use the bathroom.

I can do the chores and mow the lawn.

I am also a great cook! I even can make a cake when you have a birthday!”

The couple looked at each other being shocked and asked the seller:

– Why on Earth would you sell such an incredible talking cat for $20?

– You know, the birthday cake he made for me had the dead mouse on top.

He is lying when he is saying he is a great cook. AND I HATE LIARS!


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