Jim you are such a conservative guy

Jim, you are such a conservative guy and you wear this strange earring.

I always wanted to ask you how long you have been wearing it.

I know you are married so you are not gay but the earring looks pretty feminine.

So can you tell me what’s with this earring?

Don’t worry, Peter. I am not gay, and yes this is a female earring that I am wearing.

I have been wearing it ever since the day my wife has found it in our bed.