A man and a woman were on a undressed beach when a wasp flew into the woman’s front bottom.
In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital.
When they got there the doctor said, “The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my weapon and lure it out.”
The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50.
After a long pause, the couple agreed.
The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in.
After a couple of thrusts the husband said, “Hey, what the hell is going on?”
The doctor says, “Change of plans I’m going to drown the bastard.”