A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a make love education class.
She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female.
“The female has two melons and one lady part. The male has one weapon.”
A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.
“My daddy has two weapons. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy’s teeth with!”