A Man Runs A Small Business

A man runs a small business and falls on hard times.

He has only two employees that work for him and he needs to lay one off in order to maintain the business.

He realizes he has a tough choice ahead, on one hand there’s his employee Debbie, a good employee but she’s raising two children and he knows she really needs the job.

On the other hand there’s Jack an excellent employee, but no wife, no children, and he’d probably find a new job rather quickly if laid off.

As he struggles to decide who to let go he decides he ought to be upfront with his employees and simply talk to them one on one to get their opinions.

He approaches Debbie first and says “I have something to tell you.”

Debbie responds with “sure boss, what’s on your mind?” He then tells Debbie “I’ve got to lay you or Jack off and I don’t know what to do.”

Debbie then says “You better jack off, I have a headache.”